Bass. Player. Ready.
Big. Loud. Power.
Need. Mutant. Drummer.
Rock. Guitar. God
Voice. From. Hell.
Thank. You. Out.
Big. Loud. Power.
Need. Mutant. Drummer.
Rock. Guitar. God
Voice. From. Hell.
Thank. You. Out.
Jesus... I can't take it anymore.
We're seriously fucked... need $$$... and lots of it.
If any of you fine folks are hankering for something pretty (or disturbing... whatever floats your boat) to hang on your wall, but don't have the artistic inclination to pull of whatever idea for a painting that you may have, contact me...
For a small sampling of what I do,...
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We're seriously fucked... need $$$... and lots of it.
If any of you fine folks are hankering for something pretty (or disturbing... whatever floats your boat) to hang on your wall, but don't have the artistic inclination to pull of whatever idea for a painting that you may have, contact me...
For a small sampling of what I do,...
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lolablu:
I'd be happy to commission something. I have to think of something weird enough, though.
Portlanders, please... do me a huge favor and learn how to park your fucking cars. Those white lines painted on the lot outside Safeway are not suggestions. If you put your vehicle between them, you'll get, say, 10 cars in the space that you insist will only contain 7.
You are all assholes.
I understand why you never leave this city--the real world will fucking...
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You are all assholes.
I understand why you never leave this city--the real world will fucking...
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dmac:
Dude, I couldn't agree with you more. I've traveled and driven in more than 15 states and NEVER EVER seen drivers worse than those in Portland.
I feel your pain.
I feel your pain.
_risforrad:
Really!?! They don't let you pump your own gas? Haha. At least it makes jobs.
You don't have the market cornered on .75 cars per parking spot, though. But we have epic snow ruts as an excuse - it gets a bit better in the summer here.
I too miss Gil Grissom.
You don't have the market cornered on .75 cars per parking spot, though. But we have epic snow ruts as an excuse - it gets a bit better in the summer here.
I too miss Gil Grissom.
Shit.
I don't get excited about too much these days, but over the past few weeks, I've thrown myself into a project that has had me daydreaming again. The sort of daydreams that you had as a kid imagining your future. Imagining a world in which you're a rock star.
Of course, I have more realistic goals for this project. No rock star status, even...
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I don't get excited about too much these days, but over the past few weeks, I've thrown myself into a project that has had me daydreaming again. The sort of daydreams that you had as a kid imagining your future. Imagining a world in which you're a rock star.
Of course, I have more realistic goals for this project. No rock star status, even...
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lolablu:
It would be silly to talk on Skype with the stuffed animal. The stuffed animal is right here. If it were in another country or something, maybe.
This one goes out to delusional dictators everywhere...and the bubble-heads here who think it's a great idea to engage them in battle.
It isn't as terrifying as I had always imagined that it would be, but so far, WWIII is still pretty scary.
I mean, isn't this what it is? We have troops in multiple countries, carrying out numerous military actions, with the aid of numerous allies...a world engaged in killing. War.
If it isn't shit-nasty yet, it will be soon. Let's just declare it WWIII now...
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I mean, isn't this what it is? We have troops in multiple countries, carrying out numerous military actions, with the aid of numerous allies...a world engaged in killing. War.
If it isn't shit-nasty yet, it will be soon. Let's just declare it WWIII now...
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lolablu:
I'm so scared.
dmac:
Seriously, you are about the third person I've known who's said this. It's getting really awful out there.
How ya been, sugar? hangin' in there?
How ya been, sugar? hangin' in there?
Potatoes.
Potatoes for breakfast... potatoes for lunch. Just had potatoes again for dinner.
Yup.
I just love being broke...
Potatoes for breakfast... potatoes for lunch. Just had potatoes again for dinner.
Yup.
I just love being broke...
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_risforrad:
Being broke sucks, but potatoes are awesome. Possibly not as much if that was your menu for the week...
lolablu:
I was the one who chose not to talk to him for such a long time. I suspect he didn't write to me because he thought I didn't want to hear from him.
I write nearly 20 blog posts a day. I write them all in my head. Each one is eloquent and focused. I have things to say, people. Lots of things. But then, something happens...
I sit down with a keyboard and try to remember all of those inspiring words of wisdom and silly tales from my life and, as if by magic, poof--they all slip...
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I sit down with a keyboard and try to remember all of those inspiring words of wisdom and silly tales from my life and, as if by magic, poof--they all slip...
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randomtask777:
interesting, i also have the same "affliction"
lolablu:
I like reading your blogs. If you became a writer, I'd be your first fan. 
If you haven't already...
...go see it.
In other news... my head is expanding like a balloon, I have more snot than the human body should be able to produce, and I think someone crept into my room last night and rubbed a handful of gravel and broken glass down my throat. Hoooooooo-ray...
...go see it.
In other news... my head is expanding like a balloon, I have more snot than the human body should be able to produce, and I think someone crept into my room last night and rubbed a handful of gravel and broken glass down my throat. Hoooooooo-ray...
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karamazov30:
Did you love True Grit as well? I cannot wait until I see the finale again.
ferretbite:
Don't tell anyone but I missed y'all
True Grit rocks. Who better to follow The Duke than The Dude?
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas (if that's the sort of thing you're likely to celebrate, that is...)
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas (if that's the sort of thing you're likely to celebrate, that is...)