Wednesday Mar 21, 2012

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I really need to catch up on my little journally/bloggy type thing here in SGland. There are too many things that have come and gone that I would have liked to discuss in full, but now as those events become smaller dots in the rear view mirror of life, I feel less and less inclined to elaborate on them. I'll gloss over them, sure... but the grand stories that could have been will be lost forever due to my own laziness.

For now, there's this:

Uncle Galaxy's Guide to the Pacific Northwest: How to Behave as a Portlander

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Be very smug about everything that means nothing. Take up the stance that people who eat at fast food joints and consume processed food are probably just fundamentally of low intelligence because they engage in a behavior that has made them fat and will surely kill them--then make sure the bartender knows not to pull your beer because you are just going out for a quick smoke, but you will BE RIGHT BACK. DON'T FUCK WITH MY BEER!! Like bands that no one in the known fucking universe but you and your friends have heard of. Just be "cunty" in general. Assert that all of the useless knowledge that you possess actually means you are an interesting person worth knowing and those who don't see the value in your vast expertise on (music/film/art/video games/customs and culture of Guam/etc.) are probably low class twats. Prove that you hate conformity by dressing and acting like every last one of your nonconformist friends. Be boring.




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dmac:
Go here! I just typed pdx in the search box on Cafe Press and it came up with all kinds of crazy crap. You'll enjoy browsing. biggrin
dmac:
Hope you had a very happy birthday, m'dear! smile

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