gadger

Am comin to Newcastle, so lock up your lasses,
I'll shag anything, with spots or with glasses.
I'll sleep with them alone, I would even sleep with two,
To mothers out there, lock up your daughters too.
I'll do them in a bed, or even a park seat,
After a few double vodkas, I'm like a dog in heat.

Every whole is a goal, thats the end of that,
It doesn't matter if they're skinny or fat.
Wear protection? You must be jokin'
I'll do anything if thier legs are open.
A have the patta, to make them click,
If they're shaven properly, I would give it a lick.
Get them drunk, with the wine that I pour,
A don't stay for breakfast, I'm out the door.

If her dad comes round, I don't really care,
Am comin to Newcastle, so please beware.
A might end up with aids, and even a blister,
Girlfriend, mother or even your sister.
It's not just me, there's a canny few,
Watch out Newcastle, it's the South Shields Crew!

WS

another one of Waynes poems if anyones lookin. I have started a book up for him, its gonna be class!