SO I drank a bottle of Bollinger while I watched the NBA game 7. oh, this is nuts! I was biting into a cracker and the motherfucking thing jammed into my palate. Fucking A if it didn't puncture the roof of my mouth and make me bleed like a motherfucker. Hot blood cascaded across my tongue and when I smiled in the mirror it was like I had just given the 'red wing' to like the whole Amazon tribe. Silly silly Gabey. I think I'll sue that cracker ass cracker company. Motherfucking crackers.
I also snapped a bunch of Polaroids of myself in various states of undress.
I did sing 'Rock and Roll Suicide' last night at Chopsticks and I rocked the hizouse. what kind of a dork am I that travels all across town to go sing karaoke by myself? Fuck. I would do it again in a second.
I also snapped a bunch of Polaroids of myself in various states of undress.
I did sing 'Rock and Roll Suicide' last night at Chopsticks and I rocked the hizouse. what kind of a dork am I that travels all across town to go sing karaoke by myself? Fuck. I would do it again in a second.