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hanke:
smile
velvet_petal:
Don't let 'em hold you back Mr. Mudskipper!
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This girl next to me is ordering a dirty martini like she wants it to put it in her butt.
velvet_petal:
Maybe she does.
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Two of my ex-girlfriends from college found me on facebook. It's kind of weird. Especially since one found me through the other.
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velvet_petal:
Paternity testing?
metta:
Bitch! my man aint yo baby' daddy!


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velvet_petal:
Your mom sounds a little like my mom. Is it bad to admit that I hope your mome has one waiting for you, and a mini one for Reggie?
velvet_petal:
But....but....pouches are so handy.
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discomforting dreams. life. day
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sphynx:
I'm just not spending as much time at the computer lately. Or, well, maybe more like I spend a lot of time on the computer working, so I don't have a lot of motivation to spend time on it when I don't have to.

The puppies are fine, though a bit destructive. The alley pup has turned out to be the clumsiest dog I've ever seen. How's your pup? What have you been up to?
sphynx:
My older pup does that when she gets a new chew toy. Carries it around like it's her kill and she's very proud of herself for catching it. It's the cutest thing.

As for the dirty boys, as much as I'd like to blame them, looks like my body did this to itself. They're off the hook... for now. wink

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Fuck AT&T Wireless or at&t or whatever the fuck it is now.

I had a data plan with them for exactly 5 days and it has taken me a month and 5 hours on the phone for them to cancel that plan and credit my account back for it.

If I didn't want the 3G iPhone, and hadn't gotten my current...
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kekelyn:
phone companies=evil
kindle:
Weird. I'd never had a problem adding or subtracting different options from my plan with them. That sucks.
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Fuckit.
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dainty:
Ummm, I am missing you.
Come back soon.
dainty:
blush Glad you're okay. I was kinda concerned after reading your blog.
And no problem on the missing you part blush kiss
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My shoulder is fucked up. I have a knot in it that is much bigger, and much deeper than usual. It feels like a monkey of some sort, perhaps a Macaque, is stabbing me repeatedly. It has spread to my neck which is now very stiff and painful too. It hurts so bad that I forked out $70 yesterday for a massage. The only thing...
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claudette:
Dude they don't even make those anymore. If they did, daddy would have gone out for a newspaper back in '88 and never returned.
claudette:
I think the Thanksgiving bribery gift is technically the food. And they fill you so full that you can't leave, or at least that's the idea. I never eat that much, I like to be able to run if need be.