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Hello people. Hope your holidays were peaceful.

I tried to burn the house down... ok not really. It was the toaster oven that did it, not me. It decided to have an electrical meltdown. There were huge flames in the kitchen. I burned my hands a bit and melted a fleece blazer from work. Landlord was not very happy, but like I said to him, your lucky the house is still standing, and the only damage is replacing the flooring. His wife agreed. Damn shit luck to be the last one to use the frickin thing. Ah well whatever. That's what deposit's are for.

Hope everyone has a nice New Year. Be safe.

here is the toaster....