Today could easily be a day I say, "I don't wish to speak with anyone right now." but in reality that's not true. Thursday is SD time. Here's to getting smashed and assuming people are going to fucking draw on my face while I sleep.
But yeah this is the message of the day:
Internet cry for help is the stage before suicide. Be warned.
you were in my dream...
you got drunk and took a bunch of sleeping pills and then you passed out...
but before you passed out, you explained all of that and stated that you couldn't spam me with PowerEnlarge testimonials because you were "zzzzzing"...
anyway...
TODAY is the "Tommy is gay and likes a girl too much" Blog
Since she is french... I mean gay as in "cute" or ummm.. crazy for a gir type way.
ANYWAYS
2 music videos
FIRST
because i'm peanut butter and she's jelly
SECOND
because when i have sex dreams about her... I hear uhn tis uhn tis
"if he ever stops using it, we're done, the relationship is over"