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funkmunky

Metro Detroit, Michigan

Member Since 2004

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Wednesday Dec 28, 2005

Dec 28, 2005
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after having reviewed a year's worth of SG event pictures on file in the detroit group, i've determined that I am not very photogenic.

either that, or i am constantly CRUNK when in the company of my SG Detroit brethren. squinty eyes, slack expression, pale blotchy complexion.

yep. anyone knowing me only from event pictures would think i am a man with SERIOUS issues and dependencies. which may or may not be the case, but I really don't think I present myself that way on a regular basis.

did i make an ass outta myself last night? I don't THINK I did. I think I had a hella good time, and am very thankful for the opportunity to party with people I care about.

anyway. I'm done ranting. just, all you people with cameras? if you're gonna point your camera at me, tell me to open my fucking eyes first. I mean, I realize I'm a doped-up Mexican... but that doesn't mean i constantly view the world through "Chinese-eyes" (it's a Cheech and Chong expression... don't get offended)

speaking of doped up... the Theraflu's kicking in, thank God. I have a hella cold.

Goodnight Moon.

-- ooo aaa
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ladyiris1369:
hey we missed your silly ass this weekend and you are very photogenic tere are some cute pics of you at the x-mas party. happy newyear
Jan 1, 2006
_sarah_:
Happy New Year, kid. Here's hoping 2006 is a hell of a lot better than 2005. kiss
Jan 2, 2006

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