fuck

so hmm...i have news. not really news just kind of funny stories.

we'll start with thursday.

so thursday its quarter beer night at the Diamondback.

for those of wonering about the DB its a country bar.

you may ask jamey why a country bar? don't you hate that shit?

Well yes. yes I do. but its quarter beers. you try to pass it up!
besides after a few beers you really don't care anyway.

so i take a friend and meet up with friends.
we get drunk as usual.

I manage to come home with a phone number and wonder who gave it to me and if she was cute till i talk to friends and realize it was the waitress and yes she was cute. good times.
now the question here is do i call?

secondly friday.

friday night sees me at a friends house drink a few beers exactly 2. I did shrooms. Now you may ask Jamey, you don't do drugs, why did you do shrooms? well the answer was simple. why the fuck not? besides i didn't feel a thing and became disappointed. oh well. this is why i don't do drugs. i never get the same result as other people. acid did the same thing. this is why i won't smoke too. i have a feeling that i'll just be disappointed with that too.

my drug of choice? mutherfuckin' beer and liqour.
i know how much and what the effects are of it and that i like to be drunk. also i get to be as hilarious as i want and blame on the booze. booze, got some?