frinky

Dear person who stole E's wallet while we were watching the Simpsons movie,

You are a bad person. You would redeem yourself (in part) if you returned the wallet to the theater, so at least she didn't have to go through the hassle of getting a new driver's license. But seriously, how long do you think it takes to cancel credit cards? All you got was $12 worth of food at Burger King. On the balance, I would say that couldn't possible be worth the inconvenience you caused. Thank you, though, for not taking her cell phone. That would have really sucked.

Sincerely,

Frinky