Hi.
More doctor today. This time a psychologist who told me to do exactly what I had been doing the last few months. Idiots. Worthless. All I did was argue with someone that has a Ph.D for 45 minutes. Just give me drugs, man.
A beautiful woman told me today that she was going to set her mother on fire if she called again. That...
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More doctor today. This time a psychologist who told me to do exactly what I had been doing the last few months. Idiots. Worthless. All I did was argue with someone that has a Ph.D for 45 minutes. Just give me drugs, man.
A beautiful woman told me today that she was going to set her mother on fire if she called again. That...
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dizzy:
We require more Australia!!!!
Question time.
1) I chew as much as possible, but it never goes down right.
2) Beef steak pies, like the ones i had growing up with fish and chips. Damn, now i need to call my grandmother.
3) Bleak, and lite perfectly to help get all the puke up in a timely fashion.
Question time.
1) I chew as much as possible, but it never goes down right.
2) Beef steak pies, like the ones i had growing up with fish and chips. Damn, now i need to call my grandmother.
3) Bleak, and lite perfectly to help get all the puke up in a timely fashion.
peggy:
Are you there? 
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some_crazeh_dood:
I wish for reality everyday.
mnislahi:
im making a bad situation funny heh 
I have no refrigerator. Mine broke and Sears took it away yesterday but forgot to bring me my new one. Idiots....
Needless to say, I listened to some Os Mutantes yesterday as one of their songs fit THAT feeling.
(Does anyone have a clue who Os Mutantes are?) *shrugs*
The doctor's visit was fine. She thinks that I should try talking to a psychologist for...
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Needless to say, I listened to some Os Mutantes yesterday as one of their songs fit THAT feeling.
(Does anyone have a clue who Os Mutantes are?) *shrugs*
The doctor's visit was fine. She thinks that I should try talking to a psychologist for...
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linz:
i want a wombat! or maybe a wallaby! they're SO cute! maybe when i move to australia i can get me one!
1. If you had all the free time in the world, what would be the first thing you'd do?
sadly, i do have all the free time in the world.
2. Looking at my fav authors, who would you recommend that I read? (No Vonnegut or Palahniuk please. Read them and they're not in my favs)
david sedaris (naked)... you wrote that last comment just for me, didn't you?
3. If you were to fall in love at any place and time in history, what would be ideal for you?
i did fall in love once and it was absolutley prefect. too bad that's all gone to shit now. if i could chose another time it would probably be the renaissance in venice... didn't they call that the romantic period? seems fitting.
1. If you had all the free time in the world, what would be the first thing you'd do?
sadly, i do have all the free time in the world.
2. Looking at my fav authors, who would you recommend that I read? (No Vonnegut or Palahniuk please. Read them and they're not in my favs)
david sedaris (naked)... you wrote that last comment just for me, didn't you?
3. If you were to fall in love at any place and time in history, what would be ideal for you?
i did fall in love once and it was absolutley prefect. too bad that's all gone to shit now. if i could chose another time it would probably be the renaissance in venice... didn't they call that the romantic period? seems fitting.
some_crazeh_dood:
So how are ya bud?
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mnislahi:
im getting a 105 tat woooooooooooooooooooooooooo! er... 
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friedbanana105:
DVC wasn't my scene, man, but i get the gist. lunchtimes in the sun with all the neighborhood office girls... yeah... those were the days.
Ok...for those that do not know, I'm a musician. I write and record songs and play all the instruments myself here at home. God only knows how much money I've thrown into different instruments, amplifiers, and recording gear...
At any rate, I just finished mixing and mastering an album's worth of songs and was ready to dump them onto a master CD. My fucking CD...
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gravesforthedays:
Q.
1. What two genres of music would be the funnest to inbreed and write songs in?
2. Do hetero animals have anal sex?
3. What would be your last meal if you were on death row?
A.
1. I think Primus already did that.
2. let me ask my nieghbors dog.
3. open mouth, insert gun barrell.
sorry about the cd burner, I know how expensive that stuff is
1. What two genres of music would be the funnest to inbreed and write songs in?
2. Do hetero animals have anal sex?
3. What would be your last meal if you were on death row?
A.
1. I think Primus already did that.
2. let me ask my nieghbors dog.
3. open mouth, insert gun barrell.
sorry about the cd burner, I know how expensive that stuff is
minibeanie:
Kids Bop and Opera....ouch...that might bust the eardrums....I like her too....yummy....Great taste bud... 
It started off as such a good day....
...now I'm irritable and have been all evening.
I'm going to a bar to get into trouble.
...now I'm irritable and have been all evening.
I'm going to a bar to get into trouble.
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evolkix:
HOpe it all sorts out. say, what do you drink.
Just curious.
I like to think your a black cow man. or maybe a white russian fella.
just please dont say budweiser
my illusion would be shattered.
In fact ... if it is bud, make something up
Thanks
Just curious.
I like to think your a black cow man. or maybe a white russian fella.
just please dont say budweiser
my illusion would be shattered.
In fact ... if it is bud, make something up
Thanks
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friedbanana105:
meh.
lemonkid:
You still need to teach me how to play craps.
Today was pleasant.
Here's why:
I listened to Schnittke's Streichquartett No. 4.... A LOT.
I drank two espressos.
I got to play all 18 holes today.
I bought my poodle the cutest little sweater.
I ate sushi (C'mon, who DIDN'T?)
I had my new car washed.
I fucked one of the maids twice (once was in the pooper).
I donated some money for a new...
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Here's why:
I listened to Schnittke's Streichquartett No. 4.... A LOT.
I drank two espressos.
I got to play all 18 holes today.
I bought my poodle the cutest little sweater.
I ate sushi (C'mon, who DIDN'T?)
I had my new car washed.
I fucked one of the maids twice (once was in the pooper).
I donated some money for a new...
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evilwillow:
can I have my job back? 
I guess like a lot of us, I've found other things that make me happy too.
Dude. What other people? We are still the same miserable lonely fucks we were before? Get off your cloud and check yourself. Your reality is far rosier than ours.
I'm kidding! I don't know how everyone else is. They seem fine to me. All I know is I'm still around....posting like a mofo when I'm not busy with work.
So like are you updating once a week now?