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Friday Sep 30, 2011

Sep 30, 2011
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I have a bottle of water. It says Smart Water on the label. But how smart is it really? Not so smart that it didn't get captured and put in a bottle.

On a more serious note, why did the chicken cross the road?

I've been gone for 5 years. It's like I just got back from upstate or something. Lot of fapping to catch up on.
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toothpickmoe:
That's why I like to drink water from the tap. Ha, fucker! You thought you were going to get away and go down that drain? Nope! Well, not until I pee you out later on anyway.

Not that I pee in the sink, of course. Not on the regular, at least....

Anyway, happy fapping!
Oct 1, 2011
snakeplissken:
For old time's sake I say bring up the fridgeknuckles!
Oct 3, 2011

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