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Saturday Jan 04, 2003

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Key words of today: tired, cranky

Well the no coffee resolution is a little hard.
I'm sitting here with my arm tied up. Hypodermic filled with a blue mountain espresso double.
It's awfully tempting but I'll have to pass.

I have yet to see a donut. I don't know how that will be. It might be uncomfortable.
I might pick one up, being careful not to fondle it.
I'll tell it, "we had some good times. The glaze, the filling... the sprinkles. I know someone will pick up from this box as soon as I set you back down. You're the best apple fritter I know... let's just be friends"

Time for bed. I'll have to tie down my arms and legs in case I go into convulsions.


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VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
joyrider:
you should feel better soon. the first coffee-free week is a bitch. you have my sympathy.
Jan 4, 2003
bionicfemme:
UPDATED!

A story complete with action, danger, and chest hair!
Jan 5, 2003

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