freakpirate

I was going to rant about how shitty my day was...

Instead I drank a shitload of rum, drunkenly proposed to my roommate's girlfriend on the phone and now I think I'm going to drink more and pass out.

Unless I get dragged to the casino.

Captain Morgan likes me. Don't you?

Oh man... there was also this:


And I may have proposed to at least two other people as well. I shouldn't be handed cell phones when I'm drunk.