franpire

Sorry I haven't been in touch, a man says to another. But I was rushed to hospital. I had a dangerous mole removed form my penis. That's the last time I'll shag one of those. A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of het pussy. The doc say's "ooh, that looks painfull". "Painfull?" the woman says, "that's just the tip of the iceberg". Man says to wife "I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. 2 men and a woman survive a shipwreck and end up on a deserted island. After a couple of weeks nature began to take it's course and the woman started having sex with the two men. Months even years past and the woman started to feel very dirty about herself. When she couldn't live with herself or the situation on the island anymore she killed herself. The two men were shocked and very upset. But after a couple of months nature again took it's course. For months they had sex untill they also felt so dirty about the whoe situation that they decided to burry her hehehe, actually I like the last one, I am SICK!