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frankmask

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Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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Today I have a date. I haven't had a date in some time, and I'm rather hoping this one turns out pleasently.

Also, what is the best way to roast potatoes? For I find myself most accutely desiring a meal of potatoes with perhaps a bit of seitan added for nutritional variety, and yet I find that I know of no way to prepare potatoes except to fry them. Indeed, I often find myself restricted to frying a variety of things, and I am concerned that this practice may influence my health.

Interesting Frank Fact #1

I keep a toy gun in a holster strapped to the arm of my desk chair, for two reasons. The first is that Zombies are not real, therefore should I ever be assaulted by Zombies a toy gun will be sufficient to see them off. Secondly, and more to the point, my friends will periodically assault me with their toy guns, and it is best to be able to offer a swift retaliation.
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moongirl:
i think you need to bring your toy gun on your date...zombies may try to assult your date, thus you will be the hero when you fend them off

i know when i'm on a date and zombies attack (or ninjas) i fully expect the boy i'm with to kick some undead (or kung fu) ass...obviously i'll help, but i don't want to be alone in the fight

[Edited on Jun 29, 2005 9:33PM]
Jun 29, 2005
tonkakatt:
bang bang! I suggest you not bring your toy gun to assault your date with.

potatos....I recently discovered I like them sliced raw and eaten with salt and mayonaise. or you can boil and mash em with milk (or cream) and butter, or sliced into chunks and shake them in a bag with herbs and seasonings spray a baking sheet with cooking spray and bake or broil till done. or for a quick baked potato nuke it on high for about 5-7 min. make sure you stab it first though or it'll explode in the microwave. how about tater pancakes....grate 2 medium taters, add 2 eggs and 2 tablespoons of flour salt and pepper & stir fry em up in butter or oil. yum!
ok I'm getting hungry...I gotta stop
Jun 29, 2005

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