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frankmask

Anchorage, Alaska

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Monday Jun 13, 2005

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Some kids apparently decided it would be funny to string about ten or fifteen layers of saran wrap between two light poles leading into a roundabout at one in the morning. Now, anyone who is driving fast enough to hit this thing without seeing it is driving fast enough to flip or severly damage their vehicle when they hit the roundabout a half second later. And if a motorcyclist managed to hit that thing with any speed and lose control he'd be injured at the very least. I was not at all amused, so I took pulled the saran wrap down and yelled at the kids as they ran out of the trees they'd been hiding behind.

It pisses me right off when people do stupid dangerous things like that for fun. Hurting other people isn't fun, it shouldn't be fun, and people who think it is fun should speak to me and I will tattoo a lengthy and exacting thesis on just why what they're doing is wrong into their ass with a ball point pen and a ball peen hammer.

Shit, they could have killed someone on a motorcycle, the pricks. That just pisses me off so much.
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starfior:
... ... ... Imamuthafuckinkill.
Jun 13, 2005
figmentation:
right. no geriatic antics for me please.
Jun 13, 2005

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