I've decided that although I love my brothers, I would love them even more if they would either
A. Move to Nicarauga or,
B. Stop fighting all the damned time over stupid, meaningless little shit like a bunch of grouchy monkeys trying to establish a dominance structure.
I just want to hit them all and tell them to play nice. But then I realize that that is effectively what they are doing to each other, so Instead I sit in my room, scowl, and try to accept that none of them is mature enough to either recognize how they act towards one another, or if they do recognize it they're bullheadedly unwilling to attempt to change it.
In other news, I'm hiring a snuggle buddy. Your duties will include being cute, spooning, hugging, and cuddling. Applicants should be female, or at least have a nice butt. Boobs are a plus regardless of gender. Pay will consist of spooning, hugging, and cuddling. Applicants should send me a message with your resume attached. One to two years of professional experience prefered.
I just noticed that my thighs are getting really muscley. It's totally awesome. Dancing and bussing tables and climbing mountains is good excercise.
A. Move to Nicarauga or,
B. Stop fighting all the damned time over stupid, meaningless little shit like a bunch of grouchy monkeys trying to establish a dominance structure.
I just want to hit them all and tell them to play nice. But then I realize that that is effectively what they are doing to each other, so Instead I sit in my room, scowl, and try to accept that none of them is mature enough to either recognize how they act towards one another, or if they do recognize it they're bullheadedly unwilling to attempt to change it.
In other news, I'm hiring a snuggle buddy. Your duties will include being cute, spooning, hugging, and cuddling. Applicants should be female, or at least have a nice butt. Boobs are a plus regardless of gender. Pay will consist of spooning, hugging, and cuddling. Applicants should send me a message with your resume attached. One to two years of professional experience prefered.
I just noticed that my thighs are getting really muscley. It's totally awesome. Dancing and bussing tables and climbing mountains is good excercise.
elizathetroll:
I love the snuggle buddy idea. I don't have any boobs to speak of, but a nice ass. Unfortunately, AZ is pretty far away from MN. But if you find someone, let me know how it went.