Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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My date went very well. With a little luck I may even manage a second date, which would be a first, and which would make me very happy indeed.

And I get my drugs tommorow! This week, she is like christmas in late June!

Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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Today I have a date. I haven't had a date in some time, and I'm rather hoping this one turns out pleasently.

Also, what is the best way to roast potatoes? For I find myself most accutely desiring a meal of potatoes with perhaps a bit of seitan added for nutritional variety, and yet I find that I know of no way to prepare potatoes...
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moongirl:
i think you need to bring your toy gun on your date...zombies may try to assult your date, thus you will be the hero when you fend them off

i know when i'm on a date and zombies attack (or ninjas) i fully expect the boy i'm with to kick some undead (or kung fu) ass...obviously i'll help, but i don't want to be alone in the fight

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tonkakatt:
bang bang! I suggest you not bring your toy gun to assault your date with.

potatos....I recently discovered I like them sliced raw and eaten with salt and mayonaise. or you can boil and mash em with milk (or cream) and butter, or sliced into chunks and shake them in a bag with herbs and seasonings spray a baking sheet with cooking spray and bake or broil till done. or for a quick baked potato nuke it on high for about 5-7 min. make sure you stab it first though or it'll explode in the microwave. how about tater pancakes....grate 2 medium taters, add 2 eggs and 2 tablespoons of flour salt and pepper & stir fry em up in butter or oil. yum!
ok I'm getting hungry...I gotta stop

Wednesday Jun 29, 2005

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Today I have a date. I haven't had a date in some time, and I'm rather hoping this one turns out pleasently.

Also, what is the best way to roast potatoes? For I find myself most accutely desiring a meal of potatoes with perhaps a bit of seitan added for nutritional variety, and yet I find that I know of no way to prepare potatoes...
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Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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My good friends, I say to you with umost conviction that until this very moment I have been a blind man. Not three hours ago my sight was restored to my by a scientific process, and I now find myself overwhelmed by these things which you call color, and light, and distance, and space.

I have taken, this very day and not three hours ago,...
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parks:
some guy sleeping/passed out on the front steps of my apartment while billybillybilly and I were emptying & cleaning my old place
parks:
dropping them off should work I have after-work plans tomorrow, friday might be a better day. I'm not in any dire need of either of them so no rush

Monday Jun 27, 2005

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There is something terribly romantic about the idea of Dzurlord tackling a Tiassa out of the saddle because they are just so very madly in love with each other, and to hell with what the world thinks.

*sigh*

Somewhere deep inside I am still a hopeful romantic.

I am on Ritalin, right now, at this moment. I took a ten mg tablet fifty minutes ago....
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toneski:
Did you end up going to that film fest?
starfior:
Hey hey. You're a psych experiment.

Monday Jun 27, 2005

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I spent the whole day playing around in a world that does not exist in the conventional physical sense of the world. I had a good time, met some neat people, and slaughtered a lot of random monsters.

The question that is bothering me now is this. Did I actually do any of the things I did today, or, by virtue of their strictly virtual...
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Monday Jun 27, 2005

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I've decided that being miserable is overrated.

I also decided to wear my huge black coat and my big floppy Odin hat. When this apparel is combined with Jamba Juice, I develope the amazing power to just kind of feel okay about the world.

Observe the incredible power of the Odin Hat!

*vaporizes New Jersey*

Apologies to anyone who was overly fond of New Jersey.
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mrshateyourself:
I can understand entirely. I would be bitter as well. mad

If you track down those who have stolen said bike, I will throw canned goods at their face for you. *nod*
judas:
it may be hyperbole to say this, but i think you're one of the strangest lads i've ever met. i enjoy you.

Sunday Jun 26, 2005

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One day, about four years ago, I began talking in rhyme and didn't stop for four hours. Another time I spent two day stuck in the bad russian accent I used for Fezzik the Giant.

I once stayed awake for thirty six hours straight, and during that time I met and did battle with the metaphorical personification of technology that has gotten beyond man's control...
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Sunday Jun 26, 2005

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This is a public service announcement.

Kids, have you ever played with a robot? Did you ever create situations where the robot was forced to violate two or more of the three laws simultaeniously, causing irrepairable hardware and firmware damage, and driving the robot into an unstoppable psychotic rampage that, if left unchecked, would lead to the death of all human life in the universe?...
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4nik8:
Klatuu Barrada Nikto!!!!
for the love of god
p.s. how would I pronounce that 'if' I needed to? eeek

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pensquare:
*shakes Frank*
Asimov's robot laws are utter bullshit! Don't you listen to Fear Factory?

My computer is a good six centuries away from attaining self-awareness, but it already harms its owner on a regular basis. More emotionally then physically, really, but the damage is done.

And just for the record, had I the capacity, skill, or drive to create a robot of any kind, you goddamn jolly-well better believe it would exist exclusively to extinguish life. Entropy is taking far too long on its own, and I want to see what happens at the end.

Sunday Jun 26, 2005

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I like running things for organizations with budgets because once you're elected you can say 'Listen up, bizzos, we're going to do this here this way this time, and if anyone wants to complain you can start up impeachment proceedings'. And everyone does what you tell them because they voted for you and that is their money you're spending.

With unfunded stuff, you have to...
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scarydoll:
"The preliminary robot will be based on midcentury science fiction, and posess glowing red eyes, a strobe cannon, and the frightening, high pitched voice of a little girl."

That's fabulous! biggrin
jubalharshaw:
I had something similar happen once at a bowling alley, but I bet it's the gun powder that really makes the experience special.

Saturday Jun 25, 2005

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Some days I just want to hide under the bed. The world seems so big and frightening. It's full of things that beggar explanation or understanding. Sometimes I just feel so small.

That's why I'm building a Killer Robot. Using the plans I received by mailorder from MingCorp. Inc. I've begun construction on HeKtor 9-1, the deadliest humanoid ordinance delivery vehicle known to man. When...
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Saturday Jun 25, 2005

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According to our information the blast occured sometimes during the early hours of June 25th as the city lay sleeping. The blast was clearly visible from space, as reported by a multinational sampling of satellites in high earth orbit, and was measured by seismographs, registering as a six point two on the richter scale, and continuing for some time.

At this point scientists are confused...
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robot_love:
healthy food does not a greasy spoon make. if you want grease - go sunnyside.

yes. my shop.
comicking:
Space... the final frontier... these are the voyages of the starship foshizzle..
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