Wars are fought by young men, and they are fought for rich men. I am not a young man, and I am not a rich man, so I have no place in this war. I sit on a stool and I fix my boots. Above me the jetfighters tear through the sky, and missiles and bombs fly back and forth. I hear explosions, I see...
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Whoever invented the language that is used to post resumes needs to be hit upside the head with a trout. Maybe two.
It's like Legalese, except that legalese actually means something. Resumese is just nonsense.
It's like Legalese, except that legalese actually means something. Resumese is just nonsense.
Happiness is forgetting that sooner than later you're going to die. And when you do, it's not going to matter.
kombucha:
thankies for trying to cheer me up hun...
how are you xx
how are you xx
parks:
I can't wait to die, it's going to be awesome!
The plan is as follows.
Tommorow, 3:00, myself and Dooblecain will be at Vertical Endevours for rock climbing. Everyone who reads this is invited and encouraged to come.
After that we're going to Fuji Ya for Sushi, etc. I expect to arrive at Fugi Ya between six thirty and seven, unless we have trouble with reservations or something. Again, everyone is encouraged to come.
Tommorow, 3:00, myself and Dooblecain will be at Vertical Endevours for rock climbing. Everyone who reads this is invited and encouraged to come.
After that we're going to Fuji Ya for Sushi, etc. I expect to arrive at Fugi Ya between six thirty and seven, unless we have trouble with reservations or something. Again, everyone is encouraged to come.
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parks:
while climbing would be fun, I can go free of charge whenever I want
How much does the place you go charge??
How much does the place you go charge??
parks:
$20 = too much money for me
I got a shot. I got a shot and I didn't tense up, and I didn't have to spend ten minutes working up to it, and I didn't try to run away. I didn't even shy from the needle.
You know what that means?
It means I'm a fucking badass. Anything you've got, bring it on.
I can take it.
Needles are my greatest immediate...
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You know what that means?
It means I'm a fucking badass. Anything you've got, bring it on.
I can take it.
Needles are my greatest immediate...
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toneski:
did you get a sticker?
missmyla:
I still hate spiders... but it isn't much of a fear, it's just hatred. Although, knowing that they eat mosquitos helps a lot because I hate mosquitos 100x more than I hate spiders.
As far as needles go... I don't mind them so much. I think it's only because I've been to the doctor's more times than your normal Joe Schmo. I remember the doctor being surprised once because I had actually asked if I was due for any shots because I wanted one. Weird.
As far as needles go... I don't mind them so much. I think it's only because I've been to the doctor's more times than your normal Joe Schmo. I remember the doctor being surprised once because I had actually asked if I was due for any shots because I wanted one. Weird.
Men of the Twin Cities!
When the time comes for your next STD checkup and you're thinking about which clinic to go to I recomend the Red Door Clinic in Minneapolis.
Why?
Because Room 111 Sticks a cotton swab up your pee pee, and the Red Door just has you pee in a cup. No contest.
Also, the Red Door has oral swab HIV testing...
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When the time comes for your next STD checkup and you're thinking about which clinic to go to I recomend the Red Door Clinic in Minneapolis.
Why?
Because Room 111 Sticks a cotton swab up your pee pee, and the Red Door just has you pee in a cup. No contest.
Also, the Red Door has oral swab HIV testing...
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steel_talons:
Jezus, I was partners with you too.
Should I get myself checked? Can I at least know your results? I dont want cotton swab up anywhere.
Should I get myself checked? Can I at least know your results? I dont want cotton swab up anywhere.
4nik8:
Swaps tickle, but I could do away. I miss the blood draw though. =\
(NOTE: Adaware and Spybot are the internet equivalent of a flaming sword which wields itself to smite one's enemies with ruthless efficiency)
Some days you're ready for anything. Take today, for instance. A flaming nun came crashing through the ceiling today. Actually, five hundred pounds of concrete came crashing through the ceiling, but the flaming nun was chained to the concrete, and I happen to...
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Some days you're ready for anything. Take today, for instance. A flaming nun came crashing through the ceiling today. Actually, five hundred pounds of concrete came crashing through the ceiling, but the flaming nun was chained to the concrete, and I happen to...
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moongirl:
i don't really know what's going on, but i like it
i don't really know what's going on, but i like it
escottie:
speaking of spears, if i was constructing a replica from the roman era (say, for poking christ in the ribs on the cross), what would it be made of? what color would the shaft and blade be?
I've said this before, and I'll probably say it again in the near future, but for someone who doesn't drink I spend way too much time hungover.
I woke up this morning despite all my best efforts. God I feel like crap. I still haven't recovered from wandering around the ren fair, which indicates that I am out of shape to a frightening and alarming...
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I woke up this morning despite all my best efforts. God I feel like crap. I still haven't recovered from wandering around the ren fair, which indicates that I am out of shape to a frightening and alarming...
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I am going to Wisconsin.
If anyone was planning a dramatic gesture by which they would declare their undying love for me then they'll just have to reschedule for next week.
Sorry.
I hate to be a dick about it, but I have so many stalkers I just can't accomodate you all.
Hugs and Kisses,
- Frank.
If anyone was planning a dramatic gesture by which they would declare their undying love for me then they'll just have to reschedule for next week.
Sorry.
I hate to be a dick about it, but I have so many stalkers I just can't accomodate you all.
Hugs and Kisses,
- Frank.
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4nik8:
But I swear this week was my only chance to make a move, I am fucked till next jupiter rising =/
renegadefuzz:
so how's mad-town?
-Chapter One-
-One Dot One-
-Journey-
Hatheway began packing his things a few days before the journey was set to begin.
-One Dot One-
-Journey-
Hatheway began packing his things a few days before the journey was set to begin.
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malika_____:
It's Siva
renegadefuzz:
hey... I gotta go to work this morning, but if you can wait till after noon (as in lunchtime) before you leave, then I can give you shit to give to Tim...
-Chapter One-
-Two Worlds-
I have two histories. One of them is the story of my life in the world, the objective reality that we all know and love. Here, I've been a really strange breed of dork my whole life. I've done some good things, I've done some bad things, and I've picked up some good stories. Life is life as usual.
The other...
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-Two Worlds-
I have two histories. One of them is the story of my life in the world, the objective reality that we all know and love. Here, I've been a really strange breed of dork my whole life. I've done some good things, I've done some bad things, and I've picked up some good stories. Life is life as usual.
The other...
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dooblecain:
you know you want to
starfior:
Dude... our mad sleep deprived dash through Halo hardly counts as vicious skill.
-Chapter One-
I'm fiending for a game with a decent editor so I can build things. I really enjoy building virtual worlds, but I don't have any games that I can work with right now. I almost wish I had my old copy of Morrowind, except that I hated Morrowind's conversation system and the AI was just a hair smarter than UO's, which is to...
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I'm fiending for a game with a decent editor so I can build things. I really enjoy building virtual worlds, but I don't have any games that I can work with right now. I almost wish I had my old copy of Morrowind, except that I hated Morrowind's conversation system and the AI was just a hair smarter than UO's, which is to...
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comicking:
Check out Neverwinter Nights. Its a game that you build scenarios for people to play in a D&D setting. I've never gotten my copy to work because my graphics cards are incompatible, but...
avei:
Neverwinter Nights was cool. I had some geek friends build a scenerio..it was fun... but then.... WoW was released. 
World of Warcraft....its in no way perfect of course...it being Blizzards first real mmorpg. But it does help occupy yourself and..u are in a sense socializing with people...like here... but how ever you want to justify wasting your time on a game..I have liked it so far. Star wars is good too...I have a friend playing that one and he says he would ever go back to WoW.
Eh... or you can try this
Planitary
Aside from games.... have u read the entire Dictionary yet?
World of Warcraft....its in no way perfect of course...it being Blizzards first real mmorpg. But it does help occupy yourself and..u are in a sense socializing with people...like here... but how ever you want to justify wasting your time on a game..I have liked it so far. Star wars is good too...I have a friend playing that one and he says he would ever go back to WoW.
Eh... or you can try this
Planitary
Aside from games.... have u read the entire Dictionary yet?
servers scare me