frankenhovey

I was at a dinner party last week and the conversations turned to movies. One movie which came up was Zach and Miri Make a Porno by Kevin Smith. Everyone agreed one of the funniest scenes were those of porn titles named after movies such as Star Whores. This conversation started our own naming of porn titles. Thus proving that my presence can ruin any classy get-together, here is a list of some to the names we came up with:

The Dark Knut

Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone

The Nutbook

The Ex-men

Marley and Me and a Midget and a Pink Umbrella and a Trampoline and...

The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Fellowship of the Cock Ring

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: At Whores End

Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: She-man's Chest

Foreskin Hump

The Incredible Bulk (in my pants)


Just know that reading this has killed a minimum of 5 brain cells.