I was at a dinner party last week and the conversations turned to movies. One movie which came up was Zach and Miri Make a Porno by Kevin Smith. Everyone agreed one of the funniest scenes were those of porn titles named after movies such as Star Whores. This conversation started our own naming of porn titles. Thus proving that my presence can ruin any...
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The Pursuit of Happiness (not the overacted Will Smith kind)
I have a friend by the name of Joy. Trust me she lives up to her name. She is one of the happiest people I have ever met. Always in a good mood. Always friendly to everyone. I asked her once how she does it. She told me once she does not look at herself...
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I have a friend by the name of Joy. Trust me she lives up to her name. She is one of the happiest people I have ever met. Always in a good mood. Always friendly to everyone. I asked her once how she does it. She told me once she does not look at herself...
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marvel:
That's a fantastic list 
Totally made my night happier just by reading it.
I like to find happy in all the little things too
Totally made my night happier just by reading it.
I like to find happy in all the little things too
Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you.
1. I memorize phone numbers in a 3D pattern. Long story how I do it. I know I am weird.
2. I love kids. I have 8 god children, 2 nieces and a nephew (just a couple of weeks old) who I love...
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1. I memorize phone numbers in a 3D pattern. Long story how I do it. I know I am weird.
2. I love kids. I have 8 god children, 2 nieces and a nephew (just a couple of weeks old) who I love...
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corsair:
Outstanding effort!
I'm not doing it!
I'm not doing it!
Dating sucks
Not to sound all cliched but I get sick of the dating life. All this time and energy spent to find nothing but idiots and harpies. Here is a portion of an email I sent to my best friend and his wife after he asked for details. This goes a long way to illustrate the kind of luck I have been having recently....
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Not to sound all cliched but I get sick of the dating life. All this time and energy spent to find nothing but idiots and harpies. Here is a portion of an email I sent to my best friend and his wife after he asked for details. This goes a long way to illustrate the kind of luck I have been having recently....
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corsair:
Could you be having any more fun?
Dating is hard . . . it takes lots of time and effort. I would recommend looking for someone who has similar interests to you own. Getting involved in activities, usually puts you in a place to meet new people.
Trying to think the best of people . . . the waitress may have been nervous . . didn't know how to make small talk . . . maybe she just needed to get laid, and you were lucky enough to happen along at the right time. One small bit of advice . . . . even if you realized that it wasn't going anywhere, women don't want to hear that kind of brutal reality. You really should soften the blow, and leave her her dignity. Saying you'll call, and then not calling . . . is a lot better than leaving her with the feeling that you said the equivalent of "Hey, You suck! I wouldn't go out with you again on a bet!"
Dating is hard . . . it takes lots of time and effort. I would recommend looking for someone who has similar interests to you own. Getting involved in activities, usually puts you in a place to meet new people.
Trying to think the best of people . . . the waitress may have been nervous . . didn't know how to make small talk . . . maybe she just needed to get laid, and you were lucky enough to happen along at the right time. One small bit of advice . . . . even if you realized that it wasn't going anywhere, women don't want to hear that kind of brutal reality. You really should soften the blow, and leave her her dignity. Saying you'll call, and then not calling . . . is a lot better than leaving her with the feeling that you said the equivalent of "Hey, You suck! I wouldn't go out with you again on a bet!"
corsair:
Shades of Thriller?
Passed the test...
Because I did my best. OOS!
This is a phrase we use in the closing of a class at my martial arts dojo. (By the way, the OOS is pronounce in the same fashion as the marines and their WHOAH!! It's origins are unknown to me but I have a feeling it is Japanese.)
Never before did this phrase become more true...
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Because I did my best. OOS!
This is a phrase we use in the closing of a class at my martial arts dojo. (By the way, the OOS is pronounce in the same fashion as the marines and their WHOAH!! It's origins are unknown to me but I have a feeling it is Japanese.)
Never before did this phrase become more true...
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marvel:
Wow, good for you! That is an impressive feat.
My younger brother has held a black belt in Tai Kwon Do for several years now, and I know it's one of his major senses of accomplishment in his life so far.
My younger brother has held a black belt in Tai Kwon Do for several years now, and I know it's one of his major senses of accomplishment in his life so far.
All work and no play makes me a dull boy. All work and no play makes me a dull boy. All work and no play makes me a dull boy. All work and no play makes me a dull boy. All work and no play makes me a dull boy. All work and no play makes me a dull boy. All work and no play...
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It all started with Cory Booker.
I have never before gotten involved in politics. I thought it a worthless pursuit in that face of overwhelming corruption. Every one in politics had something wrong with them. I even knew a few local politicians on a personal level and I still believed they were corrupt (and the ones I knew were). I sat down with others as...
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I have never before gotten involved in politics. I thought it a worthless pursuit in that face of overwhelming corruption. Every one in politics had something wrong with them. I even knew a few local politicians on a personal level and I still believed they were corrupt (and the ones I knew were). I sat down with others as...
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What are you doing reading this drivel? Get out and vote! 
Halloween is one of my favorite times of year. Here are some of the reasons why...
Had a bunch of ghost videos (Real and Fake) here but something went wrong and I am not going to post them again. Sorry.
Had a bunch of ghost videos (Real and Fake) here but something went wrong and I am not going to post them again. Sorry.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
Endlessly Fascinated
I was recently talking with my best friend Brian over email and he stated the words "endlessly fascinated". For some reason those simple words stuck in my head all day since I read his email last night. He was describing something else completely but it is such an all encompassing phrase which describes how I view most things in the world. Endlessly Fascinated...
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I was recently talking with my best friend Brian over email and he stated the words "endlessly fascinated". For some reason those simple words stuck in my head all day since I read his email last night. He was describing something else completely but it is such an all encompassing phrase which describes how I view most things in the world. Endlessly Fascinated...
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i think to you is night...so i can wish good night and sweet dreams...
thank you for the request..