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Thursday Jan 12, 2006

Jan 12, 2006
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This was too good not to share:

'I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.'
Q:how do you get an emo down from a tree?
A:you cut the rope.....

Q:How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. They would rather sit and cry about the dark.

-knock knock
-whos there?
-an emo
-..go away

Q: What do you call an emo who just got dumped?
A: Deceased.

If there's blood on your iPod...
you might be an emo!!

Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry.

Q: Why did the Emo kid cross the road?
A: To get a box of tissues

Q: Ladies, how do you know if you have an emo boy hitting on you?
A: Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your blog.

Q: What did the emo kid say when he broke up with his girlfriend?
A: It's a trick question, emo kids don't have girlfriends!

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