I'm sick and I'm bored and decided to look up some funny quotes to cheer me up. I'll share:
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary
I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Military intelligence...
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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list. - Denis Leary
I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Military intelligence...
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We had some interesting drama surrounding my cousin this week.
I have a cousin whom I am very close with and he happens to be gay. He had a real difficult time with it for many years mostly due to other family members and a lot of closed minded people in our town. After years of therapy and moving to West Hollywood, he has finally...
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corsair:
Your aunt is an unfortunate relic of an older less informed generation. I think people like that just can't help themselves. Imagine the horror, of having to live in her rigid, uninformed, un-enlightened skin!
Don't let it get you bro . . . at least you know what's right and wrong.
ps . . the bible was man made too! Do you realize, that there were many many more "books", that didn't make the cut? Censorship found its origins, long before most people realize!
Don't let it get you bro . . . at least you know what's right and wrong.
ps . . the bible was man made too! Do you realize, that there were many many more "books", that didn't make the cut? Censorship found its origins, long before most people realize!
I was thinking the other day how with the advent of new technologies such as Texting, emails, cel phones, and instant messaging, Letter writing has become a lost art. No one writes hand written letters anymore.
I thought about this once before and decided to send out to my friends a letter sent through the post office. Out of eight letters sent, no one sent...
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I thought about this once before and decided to send out to my friends a letter sent through the post office. Out of eight letters sent, no one sent...
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corsair:
You're right about that! Getting a letter in the mail, is like a present!
I also have a problem with the trend to have cell phones that do everything but your laundry. I just want a phone. Period! I don't need it to play music, or get e-mail, or display GPS maps, or take photos. I just want a freakin' phone!
I also have a problem with the trend to have cell phones that do everything but your laundry. I just want a phone. Period! I don't need it to play music, or get e-mail, or display GPS maps, or take photos. I just want a freakin' phone!
yummygoodness:
lol i know, is'nt that awsome!
I experienced Heaven and Hell at the same time tonight. Heaven was skinnydipping with three gourgeious females at the same time. Hell was their husbands were right there watching to make sure nothing bad happened.
Annoying.
Annoying.
corsair:
Dude . . . . you swam with three naked girls! That's a home run in anyone's book!
Must get new tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The addiction is too great.
Memory Lane
Your senior year in High School is supposed to be "the best year of your life." Let's see how much you remember.
Year: 1993
1. Who was your best friend?
Brian (still is)
2. What sports did you play?
None
3. What kind of car did you drive?
76 caprice classic
4. It's Friday night, where were you?
Working
5. Were you a...
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Your senior year in High School is supposed to be "the best year of your life." Let's see how much you remember.
Year: 1993
1. Who was your best friend?
Brian (still is)
2. What sports did you play?
None
3. What kind of car did you drive?
76 caprice classic
4. It's Friday night, where were you?
Working
5. Were you a...
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corsair:
I notice you list a Celtic Cross under mods . . . . you should post a pic.
I also have a Celtic cross . . look in my mods folder.
I also have a Celtic cross . . look in my mods folder.
I realized the other day that I am Chunky Munky or Chocolate Chip ice cream.
When it comes to the opposite sex, I am the "comfort food" during sad times. I am the one they come to talk to when they want to complain/vent/seek advice in a relationship or when a relationship fails. I am the one who cheers them up. Once the "crisis" is...
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When it comes to the opposite sex, I am the "comfort food" during sad times. I am the one they come to talk to when they want to complain/vent/seek advice in a relationship or when a relationship fails. I am the one who cheers them up. Once the "crisis" is...
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paleenchantress:
hello ! 
I drove 350 miles today to babysit my one year old godson Benjamin. I love every minute of it. I volunteered for it. I fed him. Played with him for hours. Read a bedtime story, gave him his bottle and put him to bed. Now I sit here with a glass of wine and a baby monitor and think to myself of how much I...
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Current Favorites
Video Games: Infected for PSP Zombie Santas +Slipknot + funny dialogue = kickass
Music: Buckethead - Enter the Chicken Three Fingers is one of the coolest songs I have ever heard.
Movie: Serenity Joss Whedon rules.
TV show: Family Guy
Website: http://www.the-book-of-thoth.com/index.php
Books: The Cell by Stephen King. Nuff said.
Video Games: Infected for PSP Zombie Santas +Slipknot + funny dialogue = kickass
Music: Buckethead - Enter the Chicken Three Fingers is one of the coolest songs I have ever heard.
Movie: Serenity Joss Whedon rules.
TV show: Family Guy
Website: http://www.the-book-of-thoth.com/index.php
Books: The Cell by Stephen King. Nuff said.
This was too good not to share:
'I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.'
Q:how do you get an emo down from a tree?
A:you cut the rope.....
Q:How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. They would rather sit and cry about the dark.
-knock knock
-whos there?
-an emo
-..go away
Q: What do...
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'I wish my lawn was emo, then it would cut itself.'
Q:how do you get an emo down from a tree?
A:you cut the rope.....
Q:How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A:None. They would rather sit and cry about the dark.
-knock knock
-whos there?
-an emo
-..go away
Q: What do...
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All I want for Christmas is Santa's bad girl list