I need to move to move into a cheaper place
and i am three lucky ladies............bitch
and i am three lucky ladies............bitch
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Eight o'clock monday night and I'm waiting,
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me,
Her name is Nola shes a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows, and the angels sing,
But she doesnt notice me,
Cus shes watching wrestling, creaming over...
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To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me,
Her name is Nola shes a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows, and the angels sing,
But she doesnt notice me,
Cus shes watching wrestling, creaming over...
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wahoo i am anastasia's bitch i am soo proud i promise i will do a great job promise, and i am a hard work and i have magic hands, get all those knots out fo sho
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leiru13:
hey, you had just better remember that you are on loan as MY bitch when I am in p-town.
WOOOHOOOO! Five days and counting!
lex
WOOOHOOOO! Five days and counting!
lex
leiru13:
I don't mind sharing. So is Stewd having a party friday night or not?
I am working Saturday night with the crisis team to take care of the bad trips and the alcohol poisonings, so I would prefer that we aren't partying that night cuz I have to be to Reed at 11:45 PM to check in and get status on everyone in the "lounge". Then it is straight through 'til morning.
woohoo. Those silly kids, doing the drugs and drinking the booze.
lexi
I am working Saturday night with the crisis team to take care of the bad trips and the alcohol poisonings, so I would prefer that we aren't partying that night cuz I have to be to Reed at 11:45 PM to check in and get status on everyone in the "lounge". Then it is straight through 'til morning.
woohoo. Those silly kids, doing the drugs and drinking the booze.
lexi
i have appiled to be anastasia's bitch, i am waiting for a post or call, here is hoping
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pirateking8:
He dosn't sleep when he's everyones BITCH I mean come on who could sleep. Glad you like my new...So you think my leg is BEAUTIFUL huh? Wanna be my bitch?
-ELVIS-
-ELVIS-
satori1616:
you can get a what what...for sure
we should totally get up for drinks when i'm in town and talk about why we love these girls sooo much!
we should totally get up for drinks when i'm in town and talk about why we love these girls sooo much!
i wish i was some girl's bitch
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_v_:
i wish i was a girl
xxanastasiaxx:
I am taking applications..
IN THE PAPER in little rock,AK,
A man uses a cigarette lighter to peer inside a gasoline can, setting off a fire that destoryed his mobile home, he was trying to determine if there was water in the can
would you just pour some of it out and (look and see water)
Lewis Black rocks
A man uses a cigarette lighter to peer inside a gasoline can, setting off a fire that destoryed his mobile home, he was trying to determine if there was water in the can
would you just pour some of it out and (look and see water)
Lewis Black rocks
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leiru13:
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity
Didn't realize that qualified as a phobia. My last roommate and I both had this one. He was truly afraid of it, while I was obsessed with it. I almost had the infinity sign tattooed on my belly. Seriously. I got as far as the tattoo parlor, signing the release, when the guy looked at the scars on my arm and told me that they didn't tattoo people with severe scarring.
lexi
Didn't realize that qualified as a phobia. My last roommate and I both had this one. He was truly afraid of it, while I was obsessed with it. I almost had the infinity sign tattooed on my belly. Seriously. I got as far as the tattoo parlor, signing the release, when the guy looked at the scars on my arm and told me that they didn't tattoo people with severe scarring.
lexi
pirateking8:
WHAT DO YOU THINK??
-ELVIS-
-ELVIS-
it took me ten years but i finally trained these monkeys to swim to japan and bring back the latest games and trends
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joubee:
I'll be a monkey for you
_v_:
sweet
so what did they bring back
so what did they bring back
we should just unearth all the good towns, cities and put them together so no one would be far from their friends and families, now we just have to decide on a good place
and David D did wear a dress in a skit on SNL so there
and David D did wear a dress in a skit on SNL so there
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nordicskin:
I loved your poem! Pretty good for an illiterate heh
atmospherik1:
What I think is that we should all become cartoons. Then we could all live in Springfield and I could fulfill one of my life long dreams of meeting Homer Simpson.
i am too cute i should be arrested for being too cute, my cuteness is very powerful
and the band DC sucks ass
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miss_magenta:
you better watch out... the cuteness police might be on their way to get you right now... eek!
have a good day.
have a good day.
roamingaround:
Yeah, fuck off, mister I-am-too-cute. Not all of us can be as cute as you.
Some of us are cuter.
Some of us are cuter.
I am bored someone hang out with me, i have everything to tickle people's fansy, i am bored, dying of boredom, i am bored, unbore me people
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minsc_and_boo:
um please don't tickle my fansy 
rexphantom:
Check yo seff before you wrickety-wreck yo seff
i grabbed someone's ass for you last night