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New content on my site, check out the taster then click the link on my profile to get the full skinny.

Sex - turns out I rule!

Women suck in bed. It's true. Sad. But true. I don't wish to tar all women with the same brush but I'm afraid that I have no evidence to the contrary. I've never been to bed with a woman who wasn't consistently appallingly lazy.

Before we descend into cheap abuse... and we will shortly. Let me just say that I'm under no illusions about my own bedroom prowess. I'm absolutely stupendous. I am like sex crack. I've been too much for people to handle. I've blown people's minds without really trying. I've had women nearly coming with my merest touch.

I've also sucked. Very badly.

With sex as with any other human experience I have sometimes been good and sometimes been terrible. In the same lifetime I have been an appalling actor an awesome actor and a mediocre actor, sometimes I write like Shakespeare and sometimes like a piece of hate e-mail. So I'm not saying I have a perfect record of sexual expertise with women. I did not... hard as it may be for you to believe... spring into this world ready to rock the world of every female lucky enough to pick me up.

All I'm saying is that while I have scored notable, even multiple, successes, the women on the other end have only succeeded in doing marginally better than my right hand at its best with my assistance.
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
asha:
hehe.

can't argue - i've been regularly guilty of lying back and taking it. mwahahha.

biggrin
Jul 30, 2003
asha:
but i apparently am very good with my hands (or so i've been told!)

probably because all i ever do is type and braid hair! ooo aaa
Jul 30, 2003

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