I got invited into the sex workers' group! It's like our own little secret club, and it is awesome. Thought you might want to know.
Also, I slept until 4:30pm today, which is not healthy, considering I don't work the night shift. I hate my friggen insomnia!
Okay, I stole this from McKenzie. Is it bad that I really like shit like this?
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
I don't even remember MY middle name most of the time.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
A black work thong. It's too big for me, so I don't wear it at work.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
I don't want a funeral. Cremate me, and leave me alone. If y'all want to get together and get shitfaces trading naughty stories about me, go for it.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Steak. Rare. With potatoes.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die,
Don't say that, Audrey II. Nobody DESERVES to die...
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Celebrity problems. You have millions and millions of dollars. How bad can your life honestly be?
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Hair.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
No, if I don't like, I won't hang out with you.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
I want to be like the guy in that commercial that takes off his shoe and turns it into an ice-cold Heiny. That would kick ass.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Water, water, water.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Um...8? 10?
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
"FUCK me, you ugly son of a bitch (you uuuuugly soooon of a biiiiiitch)!"
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Brown.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Not that I know of.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Try every member of my family.
18. Least favorite month?
January. Whoever thought up the idea of winter is fired.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Labrynth.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
My mom. She's so much cooler than your mom.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Um... maybe... two years ago? Two and a half? I don't date.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty movies.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring. It means that winter is finally over. I can't get over what a bad idea winter is. It isn't normal, people!
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Ugh. This guy from Cornell. His joke to break the ice at dinner was, "What do you tell a woman with two black eye? Nothing, you already told her twice!" What a loser.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it ?
What if I'm not?
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Some warm tropical island. Maybe Maui, maybe not.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
I can count on my cat to be a douchebag every morning at 4am on the dot. He never lets me down.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Let's see... Lolita. I've never read Lolita, but I insinuate that I have. I just never had the book.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Bouncy.
31. Favorite drinking game?
We used to have a drinking game for Duck Hunt. That was awesome. I miss college.
32. What did you dream last night?
I never remember my dreams. I assume I do dream, though, because everyone supposedly does, whether you remember them or not.
Also, I slept until 4:30pm today, which is not healthy, considering I don't work the night shift. I hate my friggen insomnia!
Okay, I stole this from McKenzie. Is it bad that I really like shit like this?
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
I don't even remember MY middle name most of the time.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
A black work thong. It's too big for me, so I don't wear it at work.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
I don't want a funeral. Cremate me, and leave me alone. If y'all want to get together and get shitfaces trading naughty stories about me, go for it.
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
Steak. Rare. With potatoes.
5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die,
Don't say that, Audrey II. Nobody DESERVES to die...
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
Celebrity problems. You have millions and millions of dollars. How bad can your life honestly be?
8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
Hair.
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
No, if I don't like, I won't hang out with you.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
I want to be like the guy in that commercial that takes off his shoe and turns it into an ice-cold Heiny. That would kick ass.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Water, water, water.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Um...8? 10?
13. Favorite Song Lyric?
"FUCK me, you ugly son of a bitch (you uuuuugly soooon of a biiiiiitch)!"
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Brown.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Not that I know of.
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
Try every member of my family.
18. Least favorite month?
January. Whoever thought up the idea of winter is fired.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
Labrynth.
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
My mom. She's so much cooler than your mom.
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
Um... maybe... two years ago? Two and a half? I don't date.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Dirty movies.
23. Fall or spring?
Spring. It means that winter is finally over. I can't get over what a bad idea winter is. It isn't normal, people!
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Ugh. This guy from Cornell. His joke to break the ice at dinner was, "What do you tell a woman with two black eye? Nothing, you already told her twice!" What a loser.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it ?
What if I'm not?
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Some warm tropical island. Maybe Maui, maybe not.
27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most?
I can count on my cat to be a douchebag every morning at 4am on the dot. He never lets me down.
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
Let's see... Lolita. I've never read Lolita, but I insinuate that I have. I just never had the book.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Bouncy.
31. Favorite drinking game?
We used to have a drinking game for Duck Hunt. That was awesome. I miss college.
32. What did you dream last night?
I never remember my dreams. I assume I do dream, though, because everyone supposedly does, whether you remember them or not.
sabbadoo:
A drinking game to duck hunt? You must tell me how to play that one. 