My mom sent me a huge package in the mail! She says I'm not allowed to open it till Christmas. This is supposed to be my present to make up for the last three or four years of no gifts.
Don't freak out. My family loves me, we just stopped doing gift exchange.
I wonder what it is. The box is about 2.5'X4'X6", marked "fragile", and HEAVY. It must have cost her a forture to send across the US and the Pacific. I know it can't be anything extravigant, like an HDTV, because she doesn't have that kind of money, esspecially to blow on a present.
I called her up when it came:
"Mom, what is it?"
"I'm not telling. You have to wait until Christmas."
"Is it a pony?"
"Yes! You guessed it!"
"... A pony could NOT fit in that box."
"Well, I had to saw the legs off and chop up the trunk a bit, but I got it all in. I know you always wanted a pony."
Just so you know, the above exchange is a running joke that's been going on since I was a little girl. With big packages it's a pony. With little packages, it's a baby brother or sister.
I miss my mom.
Don't freak out. My family loves me, we just stopped doing gift exchange.
I wonder what it is. The box is about 2.5'X4'X6", marked "fragile", and HEAVY. It must have cost her a forture to send across the US and the Pacific. I know it can't be anything extravigant, like an HDTV, because she doesn't have that kind of money, esspecially to blow on a present.
I called her up when it came:
"Mom, what is it?"
"I'm not telling. You have to wait until Christmas."
"Is it a pony?"
"Yes! You guessed it!"
"... A pony could NOT fit in that box."
"Well, I had to saw the legs off and chop up the trunk a bit, but I got it all in. I know you always wanted a pony."
Just so you know, the above exchange is a running joke that's been going on since I was a little girl. With big packages it's a pony. With little packages, it's a baby brother or sister.
I miss my mom.
Well only 13 more days till you find out what's inside. Any Idea what you think it may be?