Which one of you motherfuckers sent the tsetse flies after me?
I can't force myself out of bed, and I feel like I've spent the last 24 hours banging around inside some hotel-grade industrial-strength dryer. Earlier, I nearly passed out in the bathtub.
So, until the sleeping sickness has run its course, I'll be wishin' and hopin' for the good Lord to carry me home.
(Typing "tsetse fly" into Google brings one advertisements for travels to Africa. Tasteful.)
I can't force myself out of bed, and I feel like I've spent the last 24 hours banging around inside some hotel-grade industrial-strength dryer. Earlier, I nearly passed out in the bathtub.
So, until the sleeping sickness has run its course, I'll be wishin' and hopin' for the good Lord to carry me home.
(Typing "tsetse fly" into Google brings one advertisements for travels to Africa. Tasteful.)
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Maybe it's genetic memory; I have no clue. But thanks for sympathizing just the same.