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It's like exchanging secret messages where everyone can see.

I drank a bottle of pomegranate juice today. YUM! Someday, when I'm rich and fancy and have cocktail parties for other recipients of the Nobel Prize for Literature, I'll totally clean dozens and dozens of pomegranates in a tub of water and put all the little garnet seeds in glass dishes for my guests, sparkling in the candlelight, little tart gemstones. I will also have the best jamn serrano money can buy. (MCNaptime knows what I'm talkin' 'bout!) Also, there will be ninjas. "Throw the cake up here, please!" And then Gabriel Garca Mrquez (whose cancer won't get to him before I do) will say, "What the? A ninja! Awesome, it's a party!" except it will be more like "Qu? Una ninja! Maravilloso, es una fiesta!" And then we'll get free cable. It's bad-ass.

I'm totally crushing!