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flipman687

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Sunday Oct 07, 2012

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Surprises are like a accidentally stabbing someone in the gut most times... Especially when said surprise involves me doing more work around the house due to lack of available hands. So what if I planned to work on a paper due next week, or study for my test tonight? I suppose because I was smart and jam-packed over 12 credit hours into 2-day school weeks that means that I do nothing when not at school.

Surprises are also a pain in the ass if you have something planned and others stop you with the only excuse, "It's a surprise." When you initially plan to go out and see a few people... and maybe even potentially get to see this girl you are completely infatuated with. Instead you're stuck at an old friend's(more like a hermit) place waiting on a surprise because you've been basically restrained. TADA! The surprise ends up being a bag of weed and a twelve pack... The same thing that's put together every week. Hence, there's no surprise and chance to see pretty girl is g-o-n-e. Aren't surprises awesome?

To whoever reads this: If you plan on surprising someone, make sure it's worth it- better than the surprisee's original plan. Make sure if it's not a fun surprise, don't do it. And finally if someone insists they hate surprises, give in and spoil it(you'll end up spoiling their mood if you persist).

----I just realized how negative this sounds. I'm actually quite a happy person. Unfortunately some people I know manage to pulverize that feeling rather quickly and easily. "Get rid of them" people say. I wish it were that easy. However I did find it quite easy to vent right here and get over it. I rarely ever blog (this is 1 out of maybe 6) but I can se the draw to it.. So this should be one of many to come.----

>JJ<
jackrabbit_:
I don't doubt you are happy, and just dropping people isn't an option. Sorry your surprises were ruined frown I always find the best surprises are sex smile
Oct 7, 2012
flipman687:
You know, I was only looking at the not-so-good surprises. Sex is always a good surprise, as long as its not planned. "Hey honey you should come home, I have a surprise for you." could be seen as "I bought a new animal"surreal or "I invited your parents over."robot Not extremely appealling even if it means sexy time for me.

Now if I'm sitting home playing a game and WHAM! [A wild naked girl appearseeek] Now that's a great surprise well presented and probably one of a few things that will make me IMMEDIATELY drop my controller/turn off the game.

Surprise weed is almost if not as good as surprise sex, but I guess that's all based on perspective. I mean, it's an awesome surprise during laundry day when you find a blunt/spliff clip or even :gasp: a bag just chilling in a pants pocket waiting to be found
Oct 7, 2012

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