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When I was a little kid... I was horrified of lobsters. Maybe to the point of irrationality. But, I was also tormented by lobsters... or at least my family tormenting me with lobsters (well the step father at least). I think I was about 4 or 5, and my parents were having lobster for dinner... I would never eat it, as I said I was just as afraid of them as they were of me. So, seeing that I was horrified, what would be the sense in setting my mind at ease when you could poke fun at my insecurity and have a good laugh in my expense... yeah, let the lobster sit on the living room floor watching tv... then wait until I run screaming in horror to my room. It didn't stop there either... seeing how scared I was, the next obvious step would be to put the lobster in my doorway....

So if I seem fucked up sometimes, now you know the real reason.