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hehe I got this in an e-mail from me old pal Georgina:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
> > >
> > > A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
> > > "fascinate" in a sentence.
> > >
> > > Molly said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm, and we saw all his
> > > pet sheep. It was fascinating."
> > >
> > > The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> > > "fascinate".
> > >
> > > Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
> > > was fascinated."
> > >
> > > The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
> > > "fascinate".
> > >
> > > Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little
> > > Johnny was noted for his bad language.
> > >
> > > She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
> > > "fascinate", so she called on him.
> > >
> > > Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
> > > tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."
> > >
> > > The teacher cried


fun with photoshop....