Argh I hate people!
Back story, I work at a Smoothie King at the moment. Only job I could find that would work with my school schedule.
Anyways, we close at 9pm every night except Sunday.
Last night, 8:59pm, literally 30 seconds before we close, some guy drives up in the drive-thru and orders 6 smoothies. At the exact same time, some rather large man named Homer (I shit you not) comes in the front and orders a large (40oz of smoothie) and 3 smalls for himself, 2 kids and a mystery person who wasn't present.
10 smoothies to make, by the time they finishing ordering we should have been closed for 5min. It takes 2-3min to make each smoothie depending on the ingredients so 20-30min to get all of them made, cashed out and gone.
After giving Homer his 40oz smoothie, he sees that there are extras in the various blenders and says "Do you guys just throw that away? Can I have some?" I was thinking "Are you fucking kidding me? You're drinking a 1.3 liter smoothie at 9:30pm and asking for more?" I shrug it off, give the fat man his extras and get them out the door.
Now for the kid in the drive-thru. I give him his 5 smoothies and as I hand them to him he says "Hey, sorry man, I used to work at a Smoothie King and know how it goes." Thinking he maybe just hadn't realized what time it was I thought that was an alright thing to say, gave him his smoothies and finished closing the store.
Tonight I was stuck closing again, not a big deal since I've gotten it down to an art and I'm done with it all within 5min of the store officially closing.
Through the drive-thru at 9:59 comes a familiar looking Jeep. I think to myself "I swear on all that's good in this world, I will murder someone if it's that kid again." Overweight black woman in the car, orders nothing but milkshakes and smoothies that are full of icecream, medium size (32oz), 6 of them. Now Icecream smoothies take longer to make because the icecream is hard as hell. So 4-5 min per smoothie.
Another 25min after we should have closed and we finally get them out to the lady and get things shut down. As she drives off I see the same fucking guy from last night, halfway ducking down in the back seat as if he was hiding from me.
If I stop posting on the site then it's because I'm in jail for beating someone within an inch of their life with a blender housing and a banana.
Back story, I work at a Smoothie King at the moment. Only job I could find that would work with my school schedule.
Anyways, we close at 9pm every night except Sunday.
Last night, 8:59pm, literally 30 seconds before we close, some guy drives up in the drive-thru and orders 6 smoothies. At the exact same time, some rather large man named Homer (I shit you not) comes in the front and orders a large (40oz of smoothie) and 3 smalls for himself, 2 kids and a mystery person who wasn't present.
10 smoothies to make, by the time they finishing ordering we should have been closed for 5min. It takes 2-3min to make each smoothie depending on the ingredients so 20-30min to get all of them made, cashed out and gone.
After giving Homer his 40oz smoothie, he sees that there are extras in the various blenders and says "Do you guys just throw that away? Can I have some?" I was thinking "Are you fucking kidding me? You're drinking a 1.3 liter smoothie at 9:30pm and asking for more?" I shrug it off, give the fat man his extras and get them out the door.
Now for the kid in the drive-thru. I give him his 5 smoothies and as I hand them to him he says "Hey, sorry man, I used to work at a Smoothie King and know how it goes." Thinking he maybe just hadn't realized what time it was I thought that was an alright thing to say, gave him his smoothies and finished closing the store.
Tonight I was stuck closing again, not a big deal since I've gotten it down to an art and I'm done with it all within 5min of the store officially closing.
Through the drive-thru at 9:59 comes a familiar looking Jeep. I think to myself "I swear on all that's good in this world, I will murder someone if it's that kid again." Overweight black woman in the car, orders nothing but milkshakes and smoothies that are full of icecream, medium size (32oz), 6 of them. Now Icecream smoothies take longer to make because the icecream is hard as hell. So 4-5 min per smoothie.
Another 25min after we should have closed and we finally get them out to the lady and get things shut down. As she drives off I see the same fucking guy from last night, halfway ducking down in the back seat as if he was hiding from me.
If I stop posting on the site then it's because I'm in jail for beating someone within an inch of their life with a blender housing and a banana.
That kid deserves to get his ass beat for sure, and he knows it! Otherwise he wouldn't be HIDING IN THE BACK SEAT! Bastard!