flannery

Happy Holidays

I'm your back door Santa,
I make my run at the break of day,
They call me back door Santa,
I make my run at the break of day.
I keep the little girls happy, while the boys are out to play.

Well I ain't like old Saint Nick, he don't come but once a year (once a year)
Well I ain't like old Saint...
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"if my personality doesnt impress you perhaps my cock will"

i had a shitty day at work
so i was pissed off when i went to buy bread at superfresh
walked into the empty lobby where they have big displays of groceries on sale
i walked slowly and deliberately looking for bargains
as i walked by this 4' animatronic santa (apparently motion sensored)yelled some christmas songs at me
i didnt realize it was animatronic until...
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