flannery

i had a shitty day at work
so i was pissed off when i went to buy bread at superfresh
walked into the empty lobby where they have big displays of groceries on sale
i walked slowly and deliberately looking for bargains
as i walked by this 4' animatronic santa (apparently motion sensored)yelled some christmas songs at me
i didnt realize it was animatronic until it yelled at me
so i jumped a bit (must of you all know i'm kinda 'jumpy')
so i got even more pissed off be cause i was scared of santa claus
the thought of knocking to the ground passed my mind
but instead i decided to yell at it instead
"FUCK YOU"


then i hear ... "excuse me?" (angrly and sarcastically) from behind me
- a 40 year old hag had tiptoed in behind me

so the only thing i could say was

"oh sorry, i was talking to the santa"