i had a shitty day at work
so i was pissed off when i went to buy bread at superfresh
walked into the empty lobby where they have big displays of groceries on sale
i walked slowly and deliberately looking for bargains
as i walked by this 4' animatronic santa (apparently motion sensored)yelled some christmas songs at me
i didnt realize it was animatronic until...
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so i was pissed off when i went to buy bread at superfresh
walked into the empty lobby where they have big displays of groceries on sale
i walked slowly and deliberately looking for bargains
as i walked by this 4' animatronic santa (apparently motion sensored)yelled some christmas songs at me
i didnt realize it was animatronic until...
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www.rogermurdock.com
sarcasticmenace:
Thank you for wishing me well. 
how many square feet of rice crispy treats can i eat without considering myself a glutton?
slide slide slippity slide
you can hip hop and don't stop
i'll never be on my knees
you can slide slide slippity slide
you can hip hop and don't stop
i'll never be on my knees
i've been thinking about why you act so proud
i've been think about whats this shit about?
am i losing control
am i losing my soul
just tell me,...
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you can hip hop and don't stop
i'll never be on my knees
you can slide slide slippity slide
you can hip hop and don't stop
i'll never be on my knees
i've been thinking about why you act so proud
i've been think about whats this shit about?
am i losing control
am i losing my soul
just tell me,...
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sarcasticmenace:
Just stopped by to say hi. 
this is the week form hell - work wise
this is the only time of the year i bust my ass - thats because it review season...i wouldnt say i'm lazy , but "work smart, not hard"
im pretty positively going to be getting promoted in the next two months
that would be nice, i really need a new car... actually my car is a...
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this is the only time of the year i bust my ass - thats because it review season...i wouldnt say i'm lazy , but "work smart, not hard"
im pretty positively going to be getting promoted in the next two months
that would be nice, i really need a new car... actually my car is a...
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i bought bright eyes tix this morning
i dont know why
i barely even like them
service charge alone was $12.00
what a scam
i hope this show sells out and then I sell them on ebay
this better be one hell of a show
i dont know why
i barely even like them
service charge alone was $12.00
what a scam
i hope this show sells out and then I sell them on ebay
this better be one hell of a show
johnnyt:
1. who is Gavrilo Princip? and 2. your answer to #4 made me roll with laughter - mostly because some of my friends (including my girl) have rather large, diverse wishlists. We want to find a way to put a house up on the list. 
sarcasticmenace:
Very cool new profile pic.
Just like a dog that's lost his bone
Nothing left but a clock and phone
Love's flower no longer blooms
Four green walls in an empty bedroom
Cracked voice in my drunken head
Telling me I'd be better off dead
Easy to say but hard to do
Besides I won't leave without you
Chicken crows then you ring his neck
Momma Death ain't got no...
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Nothing left but a clock and phone
Love's flower no longer blooms
Four green walls in an empty bedroom
Cracked voice in my drunken head
Telling me I'd be better off dead
Easy to say but hard to do
Besides I won't leave without you
Chicken crows then you ring his neck
Momma Death ain't got no...
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