Santeros are so full of gossip -.- In case some of you dont know what Santeria is, it'a an afro-cuban religion. Almost a mix of roman catholosism and paganism, very popular in the spanish community. It seems as though, as a child of chango I am somehow an information hub on the santero superhighway of gossip. Geez. Anyhow, I was lookin in the mirror, I think my ass got fatter 
delves:
that's no reason to be upset