My two biggest peeves with males:
a) being totally sexually driven. There's no moderation with this one... that's the only fucking reason that they're talking to you. Maybe the annoyance comes because it's soooo prevelent. I've even run across it here on sg! I know you guys think with your dicks, but occasionally use the head that's near your shoulders... it might work better in the long run...
b) being too easy to figure out. My god you guys! Give me some type of intrigue, some type of game, a puzzle. something. yea you wanna fuck, so does every other joe out there, who doesn't? make it interesting. Bring cookies if need be. I've encountered soooo many males who make it too friggin easy to figure out that they just wanna fuck. Hello? Don't lie to me and don't be an open book. make it fun to figure out who in the hell you are!
All of the lovers I've kept didn't attempt to make out or maul or molest me the first date. Or the second, and quite possibly not the third either. Boasting about cocksize doesn't do it either. (really it doesn't matter, but bring a big one home to momma)
If males would figure out that to be with an intelligent woman, you need to get into her brain and stimulate that, and then she'll want you to stimulate the rest of her. not the other way around.
It's kinda like this, if you wanna catch a fish, you don't put a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on the line... you may like pbj's but fish don't. fish like worms. you give the fish what they want, being worms on the hook, and not a sandwhich and those there fish hop right on your hook and give you what you want.
(women also don't want flowers and flattery either. They dont like being put up on pedestals and being higher than you are. We don't like feeling like we're dating someone lower than ourselves. There's a balance here. Figure it out)
::sigh::
Learn to play the game!
ok. I think I'm done.
Here's the link. The knowledge is available, It's a learned skill. Go learn and come play. (search around and read the thing... I'm not encouraging you to buy a thing.)
www.seduction.com
In other news,
This is borrowed from HEPBURN's journal.
Apparently the only Virgin in Chicago is currently living at the Fullerton exit off the Kennedy Expressway... aka. Under a bridge.
a) being totally sexually driven. There's no moderation with this one... that's the only fucking reason that they're talking to you. Maybe the annoyance comes because it's soooo prevelent. I've even run across it here on sg! I know you guys think with your dicks, but occasionally use the head that's near your shoulders... it might work better in the long run...
b) being too easy to figure out. My god you guys! Give me some type of intrigue, some type of game, a puzzle. something. yea you wanna fuck, so does every other joe out there, who doesn't? make it interesting. Bring cookies if need be. I've encountered soooo many males who make it too friggin easy to figure out that they just wanna fuck. Hello? Don't lie to me and don't be an open book. make it fun to figure out who in the hell you are!
All of the lovers I've kept didn't attempt to make out or maul or molest me the first date. Or the second, and quite possibly not the third either. Boasting about cocksize doesn't do it either. (really it doesn't matter, but bring a big one home to momma)
If males would figure out that to be with an intelligent woman, you need to get into her brain and stimulate that, and then she'll want you to stimulate the rest of her. not the other way around.
It's kinda like this, if you wanna catch a fish, you don't put a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on the line... you may like pbj's but fish don't. fish like worms. you give the fish what they want, being worms on the hook, and not a sandwhich and those there fish hop right on your hook and give you what you want.
(women also don't want flowers and flattery either. They dont like being put up on pedestals and being higher than you are. We don't like feeling like we're dating someone lower than ourselves. There's a balance here. Figure it out)
::sigh::
Learn to play the game!
ok. I think I'm done.
Here's the link. The knowledge is available, It's a learned skill. Go learn and come play. (search around and read the thing... I'm not encouraging you to buy a thing.)
www.seduction.com
In other news,
This is borrowed from HEPBURN's journal.
Apparently the only Virgin in Chicago is currently living at the Fullerton exit off the Kennedy Expressway... aka. Under a bridge.
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Also, as you said, idiots tend to leave one lacking. So is it any wonder that someone searching for a good lay would target those with something a little more worthwhile to offer?
Is this where I'm supposed to start talking about my mammoth cock? I always forget...
that guy from that website in your journal looks like Ben Stein