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Do you suppose there ever existed a strain of monkeys, soooo lazy that they never managed to reproduced? For example, suppose one of them got to the top of the tree, wanted to get to the floor, didn't want to do the work, said "fuck it" and dropped, ending up killing itself?

(This is my redneck side of the family. The first of us youngins is gettin hitched this weekend and I"m off to endure the hell that is uneducated, and southern combined with catyness. please someone pray for my soul!!!)

ps. random pic that starts the onslaught of the promised pics... this was taken over a month ago.. I'm much more tan now.