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Friday Apr 11, 2008

Apr 11, 2008
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I've lost my phone!!!!
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Where should I look?
(I've already torn apart my car - and my kitchen. It's not in the fridge, or the freezer or in a cabinet, or with the dirty clothes. It's not in the bathroom or on the back porch where I was working last night. It's not in my purse. It's not in my shoes or my hat. It's not plugged into the wall... Oh - and It's going directly to voicemail. Which is weird, because i NEVER turn it off.)
I'm confused. Am I missing something?
(and yes, it'd be at the house, i havn't gone anywhere today)
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philconnors:
Maybe you really want a new phone and your subconscious is trying to help you out... biggrin
Apr 11, 2008
figmentation:
I get signal Everywhere.
It's not in the sofa cushions, or under the furniture. It's not in my pockets from yesterday or my purse or the car.
I took my room apart for painting and took everything out of it, so it's not in my room. It was in my bed but I moved it this morning before I lost it. I haven't made any calls today so I didn't just set it down somewhere.
It's not in the yard, it's not in a bucket, it's not in the plants, it's not in the washer or the dryer or in the cabinet.

I had it this morning at my house. I checked my text messages and then set it down, but where?

(i'm annoyed by this yes, but only so much. more inconvenienced than devastated. and irritated. I hardly lose anything ever. )

I probably do want a new phone. one that's dimplier, and not so complex. (actually I think I don't want a phone at all.)
Apr 11, 2008

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