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Sticking to my "kids only" gift policy, as usual. Exception being Mom -- but that's because the 25th is her birthday. I can ignore Christmas' twisted air of consumerism... but I can't forget the Mom's birthday!

Aww. Lovely.

My mate's cat died recently. 24 she was. Hardest animal I ever knew. Ripped the bejesus out of felines three times her size with getting a scratch. Farted on me and lived too. Hardcore.

Merry Xmas.