figmentation

I've always wanted
a bedroom like so,


a garden with seating as such,


and a front exterior that looks like this.


(This is in addition to the pirate ship that's anchored just offshore)

Knights in shining armor need not apply.

and it was brought to my attention that there are more than knights hanging about... (Jedi Knights, Pirates, Ninjas, ect)
Anyone, particularly pirates, is free to stop by, but they must be well behaved and take a bath before they arrive.






and on the topic of the government functioning inan unchecked manner, We're finally doing thigns to stop it!