When my kitty was young, she stole one of my plush animals... And though the toy was larger than the kitten,it became hers, and for ease of naming it we always called it kittie's dolphin. Now, three or four years later, dolphin is still one of her favorite toys and the poor thing looks like it's been through a war.
Sitting here on the computer this morning, I hear a strangled cry and kitty is carrying dolphin and sets it down at my feet. She sets beside it and looks up at me with this horrible hurt look... upon picking up dolphin I find a large hole tore in her back, just after the dorsal fin and lots of stuffing hanging out.
I run and get my sewing kit and take a minute to patch dolphin back up. Kitty is now romping abotu the house, carrying her dolpin everywhere...
This is who I come home to at night...
I love my cat.
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I'm also bored enough to consider taking up lace making or crochet or sewing again...
I"m also bored enough to alphabetize my buddy list...
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I had a really strange dream last night...
too many details to repeat, but essentially I was told to fucking get over it already and quit bitching and maybe I just might find that I like it... (not in those words)
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And I just took a cowboy - knight - pireate- Ninja test on OKCupid... I'm overwhemingly a pirate. (I hope the ninja group doesn't kick me out for this...)
a Pirate
You scored 5 Honor, 1 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 14 Individuality!
Arr matey. You may belive in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations.
Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you'll do fine.
( You scored higher than 13% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 0% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 9% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent )
(This would probally explain why I want to go back to the shores so friggin badly.)
Findout how you score here
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Sitting here on the computer this morning, I hear a strangled cry and kitty is carrying dolphin and sets it down at my feet. She sets beside it and looks up at me with this horrible hurt look... upon picking up dolphin I find a large hole tore in her back, just after the dorsal fin and lots of stuffing hanging out.
I run and get my sewing kit and take a minute to patch dolphin back up. Kitty is now romping abotu the house, carrying her dolpin everywhere...
This is who I come home to at night...
I love my cat.
________________
I'm also bored enough to consider taking up lace making or crochet or sewing again...
I"m also bored enough to alphabetize my buddy list...
___________
I had a really strange dream last night...
too many details to repeat, but essentially I was told to fucking get over it already and quit bitching and maybe I just might find that I like it... (not in those words)
_________________
And I just took a cowboy - knight - pireate- Ninja test on OKCupid... I'm overwhemingly a pirate. (I hope the ninja group doesn't kick me out for this...)
a Pirate
You scored 5 Honor, 1 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 14 Individuality!
Arr matey. You may belive in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations.
Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you'll do fine.
( You scored higher than 13% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 0% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 9% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 99% on Piratical Bent )
(This would probally explain why I want to go back to the shores so friggin badly.)
Findout how you score here
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a Cowboy
You scored 6 Honor, 3 Justice, 9 Adventure, and 5 Individuality!
Well pardner, the thing that drives you is a sense of adventure. You're willing to play by the rules, but only so long as you've got open territory to cover and new frontiers to explore. You don't need much and you don't ask much.
Strap on your six gun and wear your Stetson proud. I think you'll do just fine
The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14911521259611283941
I love silly tests like this ...
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 21% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 16% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 87% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 41% on Piratical Bent
[Edited on Jan 25, 2006 7:32AM]