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It's a cat poptart that sings and shits rainbows!
haha.
I love it.


( oh and see prior blog.)

Alright - people.

When you decide you want to befriend someone on SG, send them a goddamned note of introduction.

Fuck where has all of the decorum gone? You fuckin n00bs. Do you not know how to conduct yourselves on the internet?



Friend collectors on SG really just make me angry. More angry than girl collectors.
(I wish we could make fun of the n00bs...
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The Miami Marlins logo is Ugly.

It's so ugly I don't think I can look at it. It's opening day, and I can't fucking watch the Marlins. It nauseates me.

Ewww. What were they thinking?

It's Summer time!
YAY!


Who wants to go to the beach?
Call me.
~ Fig

Yea.

How long?
No idea.

Actually I do want to play.
And I want to do this.

Hi everyone!

I'm going to be in houston for the next 24 hours. If you're in the area, drop a line, and we'll meet up. I'd love a tour!

fig

Alright Folks -

I am job hunting!
Who do you know who could use someone who does what I do?