Someone just sent this to my e-mail.
I laughed heartily.
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Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and...
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I laughed heartily.
_____________________________
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and...
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So this bottle weaning is completely wearing me down right now.
I want to kick and scream. In fact I want to kill someone..a bunny, small animal of some kind.
The first 3 nights were okay, he took a bottle with water after begging.
And then refused to drink it.
He got up on average 8 times and finally fell asleep round 11-11:30.
Tonight I...
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I want to kick and scream. In fact I want to kill someone..a bunny, small animal of some kind.
The first 3 nights were okay, he took a bottle with water after begging.
And then refused to drink it.
He got up on average 8 times and finally fell asleep round 11-11:30.
Tonight I...
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jimbo_radio:
i know what you mean, dude. in my opinion, its not worth having amelia scream and cry and get hysterical over me taking away her milk. i brush her teeth, i feed her a balanced diet. she gets enough sleep and doesn't suck her thumb or use a pacifer. who the fuck cares if she still needs milk to go to bed?! its not worth the stress at all... at least i don't think so. back in the day, parents didn't even put their kids in car seats and had walls full of asbestos. so telling us we're bad parents for giving our kids the one thing that helps them sleep is bullshit. you brush his teeth, right? i'd been only brushing amelia's teeth before bedtime, but when i asked the doctor about bedtime milk, she said if we were going to keep doing it, we should make sure to brush in the morning too. that will help combat the risk of tooth decay and keep her sleeping cozy through the night! try it! and fuck those assbags who tell us we can't do what's good for our kiddos!
bepps:
He still being a pain? He'll get used to it eventually. I'm weaning myself off of bottles too. It's probably tougher for him though. 
So for those of you who read parenting books of any kind or baby magazines you should know that you are supposed to start weaning your kids off of the bottle or breast around 12 months.
Well, Calvin is turning 2 this month and he still has his bottle at night and sometimes for nap. Mostly as a sleep aid. (Mostly because I am in...
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Well, Calvin is turning 2 this month and he still has his bottle at night and sometimes for nap. Mostly as a sleep aid. (Mostly because I am in...
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trixxx:
it will only take a few days trust me, I did that dance twice now at around same age as your boy..
Evelyn is now 20 monthst and we are gonna do it one last time, I think she may give up easier as we give her one at night time just so we can cuddle her, at this point the bottle at night is more for us than her ....
Evelyn is now 20 monthst and we are gonna do it one last time, I think she may give up easier as we give her one at night time just so we can cuddle her, at this point the bottle at night is more for us than her ....
ta2dmom:
We had to try and get rid of a pacifier at 2. It's tough but worth it in the long run. Just stick to your guns and you'll be fine. It's not like he's going to suffer w/o the teta.
Good luck.
Good luck.
I just made the best homeade Tortilla Soup.
My little one is sick with a sore throat.
My little one is sick with a sore throat.
bbbbbeckah:
Ha, I love Dirty Martini! Isn't she great? I'm pretty stoked because Kitten DeVille from LA is gonna be performing here on the 8th, you should check her out!
I'm getting smashed tonight.
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bepps:
Hehe I heard. I'm not gonna be able to make it out there tonight so you have fun for me.
thefreak:
So, should I expect a humorous blog comment or two? 
-TM
-TM
Shit yeah!!
d_day:
The problem with going to the gym in Rialto is it's in Rialto.
I has court today at 2.
Not good times.
Bleck.
G
Not good times.
Bleck.
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trixxx:
its so funny about kids eh? how we will be all pissy about the weather and then they are giddy.."HEY!! COOL!! plastic outfit WOOOOT!" hahah thats why they are good to have around, their excitement just to be alive and in plastic keeps me going.
noctem:
Orangutans are the coolest!
Well i'm doing laundry as I type this and I already got the house clean.
I'm gonna dump a whole bag of cat food in a big mixing bowl and fill the auto-waterer(?) full for los gatos.
I've drenched my seedlings on the tabletop garden and we're packing our bags.
We'll be gone all weekend. We're leaving tonight and won't be back til about Monday...
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I'm gonna dump a whole bag of cat food in a big mixing bowl and fill the auto-waterer(?) full for los gatos.
I've drenched my seedlings on the tabletop garden and we're packing our bags.
We'll be gone all weekend. We're leaving tonight and won't be back til about Monday...
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thefreak:
Hope you had fun.
-TM
-TM
All right. It's 9:30am and I already want some chocolate. I have Chocolate cake mix, and no eggs. And i'm almost out of oil. (I need to hit up the 9'er.)
Sooo. My mom makes my brother's cakes all vegan with a crazazy recipe.
I'm going to make a cake using nothing but cake mix, and a can of soda.
Step 1.
Mix cake mix...
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Sooo. My mom makes my brother's cakes all vegan with a crazazy recipe.
I'm going to make a cake using nothing but cake mix, and a can of soda.
Step 1.
Mix cake mix...
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thefreak:
*plays "Taps" for Brutus' boys*
-TM
-TM
bbbbbeckah:
That cake looks good... but I'm still afraid.
-TM