Why did Michael Jackson have to [allegedly] molest little boys in my city??
I have a fine to pay at the court house and I am going to have to park at the mall down the street because of the road blocks.
The news had a story about some guy who moved here from, like, Alabama or somewhere just so he could see Jacko everyday. Apparently he worked at Wendy's there and was able to get a transfer.
There is also this impersonator who shows up every day in full costume just to stand outside.
Strangeness around here lately.
We had to close the windows in my Psych class Monday because we couldn't hear the lecture for the helicopters. I hope the publicity dies down soon. The trial is apparently going to last at least six months.
My girlfriend got a jury summons a few weeks ago, but she threw it in the trash. She said that if she doesn't respond they can't call her. I guess it worked because she hasn't heard anything about it.