It's so nice out here. I'm thinking that today would be a perfect day to BBQ. I just need to figure out how this will happen as I don't own a grill. But I really want veggie burgers and grilled corn and salad. YUMMO!
Being a vegetarian makes me love fruit even more. I'm eating big red grapes. I forgot that they have seeds in... Read More
My tongue is bruised.
This happened because I had the wonderful privilege of talking to Matt the Tweaker today.
Matt the tweaker is by far, my most consistent caller. I've been working on the phone sex lines for about two and a half years now. And never, in all that time, has Matt the Tweaker changed his MO. Which is fine. Except for today. Today... Read More
I'm talking to a caller that keeps calling him self "this sexy Brazilian."
He also just told me his cock was 6 inches wide and 15 inches long.
I hate this man. I want to kill him with my bare hands and maybe a hammer.
He just informed me that peoples imaginations are all in their minds. What the shit? I really hate him.
I like Brooke. She wasn't great but frankly, she isn't Mariah Carey. Thats a hard act to follow.
Randy is all kinds of lame in general.
Paula is mildly medicated sounding.
Simon can have sex with me all night. And I bet it would be awesome. Forever.
I just had a super tasty Veggie Po' Boy. That I made myself. I will... Read More
Oh, and I also did a kick ass job as the back up vocals in "Walk Like an Egyptian" when I was 2.
I would do the Wayyyyoooooo Wayyyyyooooohs when we would drive in the car.