So if I learnt anything from last nights bi-monthly binge drinking its that there are two types of drunks...
1) Loud obnoxious drunk -- you know the ones that blabber on and on because they are oh so clever and interesting.
2) Mute, face down on the table drunk aka brain dead drunk -- this is the drunk who finds staring off into nothingness extremly stimulating.
Well last night I was number two.. I didn't say to much although when I did it was quite inarticulate and moronic.. I felt it necessary to call it a night when my face started to feel numb and my eyes were almost impossible to keep open... I hate being that kind of drunk I'm much better suited to loud, obnoxious drunk.. I always have more fun being that one.
1) Loud obnoxious drunk -- you know the ones that blabber on and on because they are oh so clever and interesting.
2) Mute, face down on the table drunk aka brain dead drunk -- this is the drunk who finds staring off into nothingness extremly stimulating.
Well last night I was number two.. I didn't say to much although when I did it was quite inarticulate and moronic.. I felt it necessary to call it a night when my face started to feel numb and my eyes were almost impossible to keep open... I hate being that kind of drunk I'm much better suited to loud, obnoxious drunk.. I always have more fun being that one.
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mnislahi:
oh man, if i worked in a coffee shop, i would be in rehab by now haha
kayliane:
thank you for the sweet comment!