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fenderdave

Smalltown, Texas

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Thursday Dec 13, 2007

Dec 13, 2007
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Well I almost got arrested. I got pulled over for speeding (38 in a 30), and i was signing the ticket, the cop asked "is there anything in your truck I need to know about?". Me, being a honest smuck, said "There is a gun in here, but it's not loaded." He asked to look and I said sure. The next thing I know I'm bent over the cop car getting cuffed. He said "I'm cuffing you for my safety". What the fuck is that suppose to mean? Am I going to run up to him and fuck him in the ass? I get the feeling he wouldn't have asked that question if I didn't have tattoos and long hair. Oh well, he did let me go. I guess that's all that counts.
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rabidbuttons:
yikes!

at least you never got a speeding ticket on a bicycle...yes it happened...
the judge laughed so hard..then he threw his gavel at the cop an told to find somewhere else to be bored in the afternoon.
Dec 13, 2007
anthea:
:S :S
Dec 15, 2007

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